Merv Mellows Out

If bears could learn to light a fire, their social standing would be higher.

Merv mellows out

They'd have the power to toast their friends, and burn their candles at both ends.

The animals who live outside would soon come in to tan their hide.
They'd fill up every tiny space around the Franklin fireplace.
They'd party on and stay up late, and none of them would hibernate!

The place would soon be overrun by party animals and fun!

 

Such is the mythic power of fire, it sparks Promethean desire,

But bears are gentle, humble fellows, content to toast a few marshmallows.
Fur coats can get much too hot. Try to remove them; you cannot.
The nose that glows, the flushed orange feet are sure signs of a bear in heat.

 

I wonder. Is it not a fact that bears and fire don't interact,

Because they have been burned before, and just won't take it any more?

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