BILL'S BEAR SPOT

WORKING BEARS

  So bears are starting now to write!
  They sit up late into the night,
  And tap the keys with stubby paws. 
  While owners sleep, they type, because 
  When owners wake, bears must not seem
  To have been working. It's a dream.

  I've never seen a bear at work, 
  Stenographer, or typist-clerk, 
  Although if there were some who could, 
  I'm sure they would be really good. 
  To hire them would be economic,
  For they'd not need those ergonomic
  Chairs. Bears simply sit all day
  Where they are put, and there they stay.

  Of course, because I haven't seen
  A bear at work, that doesn't mean
  That they can't really do their stuff,
  That they have only brains of fluff
  It's just that they work while I sleep,
  And I can't keep the hours they keep.

  And some have Macs and some use SPARC         
  And gosh knows what else in the dark.         
  There is no word too tuff to spell,
  At Word for Windows they Excel.
  They probably stay up all night         
  And use spellcheckers when they write.

  And so from evening until dawn,
  Go for it, Bears! Write On! Write On!

                                            By Bill Hudgins